TL;DR – This is a film that was on the cusp of being something really interesting but just held back by an inconsistent tone
Score – 3 out of 5 stars
Post-Credit Scene – There is no post-credit scene
Review –
Sometimes I wonder if this political science adjacent degree I studied for will
be any good in my future and then a political satire falls in my lap. I have a
certain weakness for political worldbuilding and counterfactuals and today we
have an interesting one to explore.
So to set the scene, in the not too distant future in an attempt to clamp down
on the number of gun massacres. The government has created a system where
introverts and loners are forced to wear an “L” Band across their heads that
monitors them and helps them be better members of society. On top of this, once
a week they have to meet for a group therapy session called “Lone-Anon”.
Which is where we meet Lincoln (Brian Letscher), Tanner (Tyson Turrou), Ed (David
Christian Welborn), Franny (Brenda Davidson), Jeremy (Khary Payton), Dabney (Neil
McGowan), and Clara (Denise Dowse). After suffering through group theory
sessions led by Mike (Keith Stevenson) they all got back to Clara’s house because
they worked out that two hours of close proximity with six people is enough to
get the authorities off their backs for the rest of the week. That is until
Clara gets grabbed by the feds and Senise (Melissa Paladino) is brought in to
join the group and things start not adding up.