TL;DR – This is a film that is trying something, but it is working in a space where other contemporaries have excelled.
Post-Credit Scene – There is no post-credit scene.
Disclosure – I paid for the Netflix subscription used to watch this film.

The Last House Review Introduction
Today we are looking at something that is becoming increasingly rare in modern cinema: a genuinely original film. Not adapted, not spun off, and not based on a toy from 50 years ago. Given how uncommon these projects have become, I knew I had to give The Last House a watch.
So, to set the scene, one Sunday morning a surprise rainstorm appeared on the horizon. It felt like a normal day, but then the internet failed. But even stranger was the fact that none of the doors or windows would open. That’s okay, because you can break windows, right? No, the glass cracks but doesn’t break. Now, you and everyone you know are stuck in their houses, with only the food you happened to have inside.