TL;DR – A truly charming film from start to finish.
Score – 4 out of 5 stars
Post-Credit Scene – There are some pictures during the credits that tell a story.
Films targeted at children often have a perception that they are of lower
quality than other forms of cinema. Indeed some of the trailers for upcoming
films I watched before this backed that assessment up. But every now and again
a film casts off those assertions and shows that if you focus on quality it
should not matter whom your target audience is. Well, today we get just such a
film, as we explore a monster on the run through China.
So to set the scene, we open in a laboratory in Shanghai scared and alone and
not knowing where we are. After hearing Dr Zara’s (Sarah Paulson) intentions
for us we flee captivity and that is when you discover the animal fleeing is a
yeti. Everest (Joseph Izzo) flees into the city and tries to hide after being
hit by a truck only to end up on the roof of Yi’s (Chloe Bennet) apartment complex.
Yi is focusing all her life on doing odd jobs so she can earn enough money to
go on a tour of China her dad always promised to take her on. But when she
finds the injured Everest there is only one thing on her mind, getting him to
TL;DR – An exploration of what it means to come back from nothing, good at times, but always held back a little bit from being great
Score – 3 out of 5 stars
Post-Credit Scene – There is a mid-credit scene
I am and always will be a sucker for a good redemption story, where someone
comes back from nothing only to triumph. Today we get to explore this idea
through the lens of professional racing. Which is always good because at the
very least you will get some good car scenes throughout. However, while Pegasus is an interesting film, it is
always holding itself back just that little bit more than it should have.
So to set the scene, Zhang Chi (Shen Teng) was one of if not the best rally car
driver in all of China. However, one day he decided to take part in an illegal
street race that was intercepted by the police. Five years later after serving
a suspension, and having to sell everything to pay off his debts, he is a free
man. He wants to get back behind the wheel and reclaim his championship for his
son but in those five years the game has changed and there is a whole patch of
new young drivers.
TL;DR – A film that knows how to be a bit silly while still playing it mostly straight about a shark that suddenly not extinct.
Score – 3.5 out of 5 stars
Post-Credit Scene – There is no post-credit scene
Last year there was a film that came out about a killer shark destroying the
world, and not just a shark but a megalodon. I wanted to go see it, but the
timing never worked out and I think I was going through Jurassic
World fatigue at the same time. Well, this week with the release of Godzilla and after playing Sea
of Thieves I had been interested to give it a look and what would you
know the very day I was pondering The Meg
popped up on Netflix. Well never one to look a gift horse in the mouth I knew
now was the best time to check it out and wow, it did not disappoint.
So to set the scene, off the shore of China a billionaire Morris (Rainn Wilson)
has built Mana One a purpose built deep ocean observatory. Its goal is to study
the life in the oceans around the Mariana Trench but to also investigate a
theory of chief scientist Zhang (Winston Chao). He believes that the trench is
actually deeper and there is a layer of cold water creating a thermocline
(barrier) protecting an undisturbed ecosystem underneath. So they send down
Lori (Jessica McNamee), Toshi (Masi Oka), and The Wall (Ólafur Darri Ólafsson)
in a submarine and lo and behold Zhang was right. However, just as they start
to explore this new region they are attacked by something large and fast,
sending them crashing into the ocean floor. With time being on the line and few
people qualified they call in Jonas Taylor (Jason Statham) a rescue diver who
is now out of the game after a rescue went wrong and people blamed him for the
deaths of his team.
TL;DR – At its core is an interesting idea, however, it is populated by the most unlikable characters in cinema at the moment
Score – 1.5 out of 5 stars
Post-Credit Scene – There is no post-credit scene
If you have read any of my reviews you will know I am a fan of Science Fiction.
I love exploring the future and what it could be, I love interesting ideas and
concepts, and I love the idea of exploring the universe. Today’s movie The Wandering Earth out of China does
all of that and more. However as I walked out of the cinema I was not elated, instead,
frankly, I was disappointed in how
someone could squander such a good idea.
So to set the scene, at some point in the near future the Sun decides that it
is ready to turn into a red giant now rather than billions of years from now
and humanity has a choice. They can sit there and die as the Sun expands, or
they can do something about it. They choose the latter
and build hundreds of engines across the planet so that they can move the Earth
to the Alpha Centauri system. To make sure nothing goes wrong they build a
large space station that travels ahead of Earth to warn them of any danger. The
one threat is that before they leave the Solar System they need to perform a
gravity assist boost around Jupiter, but then it seems that Jupiter was not
ready to let go. As all of this is happening Liu Peiqiang (Wu Jing) the senior astronaut
on the Space Station has to watch helplessly as his son Liu Qi (Qu Chuxiao), father-in-law Han Zi’ang (Ng Man-tat), and adopted
daughter Han Duoduo (Zhao Jinmai) are caught outside in the emergency and are marshalled
into helping the Earth stave off disaster.
TL;DR – The second outing is a much more streamlined production, learning from the mistakes from the first season, but falls a bit in its casting.
Score – 3.5 out of 5 stars
So at the start of the year a small little gem dropped on Netflix called Ultimate Beastmaster, a show clearly inspired by Ninja Warrior but with a big twist. This time around it was a multi-national competition with competitors and hosts from six different countries, with each country getting a different final cut. Some hailed it as the beginning for a new age of global television, I wouldn’t go that far, but it was a nifty concept. Well, it is the end of the year and Netflix has given us a little end of year surprise with Season 2 dropping much earlier than I expected it to. So today we are going to take a look at the highs and lows of Season 2 of Ultimate Beastmaster.
TL;DR – Donnie Yen and Andy Lau are both amazing actors, and I just wish they had been given a better movie to show their talents in.
Score – 2.5 out of 5 stars
P.S. – There is a mid-credit scene
I knew nothing about Chasing the Dragon before going to see it other than it was set in 1960s Hong Kong. This was a really interesting time for Hong Kong, and so I thought it would be a great setting for a film. However, to be honest right from the start I did not enjoy Chasing the Dragon at all, I mean it is not that all films have to be enjoyable, but they should at least be captivating. Now I don’t like ragging on something that people have clearly put a lot of work into, but it is a film that has a lot of flaws, unfortunately. So today we’ll look at what went wrong, but also the highpoints as there are some throughout the film.
TL;DR – Today we chart out the Civilization VI City List in Map form
So today I continue with my Map-It series by following up on our Civilization Map-It project by this time looking at the city lists of each civ. It was originally my aim to have all the cities on the big map, but after trying that out with just America it quickly became apparent that it would be hard to read and would clutter an already full map, and this is not taking into account the same city might appear on many different city lists. However, after a while I continued to want to see how the city lists come together and how they play out in geographical space so I decided you didn’t need to put them all on the one map, I could create an individual map for each civilization. Now naïvely I just assumed that I could just cut out the civilization maps from my big map, do a little touch up in places and go for it. Well … that was not the case, with most maps needing to be recreated from the ground up. Now pf course past me was a real pain for present me, but the lure of maps was too strong so here we are with every civilization’s city lists mapped out. Now before we start, I just want to point out that these city locations are not meant to be pinpoint accurate, the groupings and questionable locations of some cities make that impossible. Just think of this more of a general guide of where they are located. Also for our mobile guests, there will be a lot of images incoming, so even though I have tried to keep them small, now would be a good time to check that you are using wi-fi and not data