Countdown: My Top 10 Films for 2015

At this time of year top ten lists abound everywhere, so Who am I to disappoint, also I love a good countdown. So with that in mind here are my top ten films of 2015, though just to start here are a few Highly Commended films that fall just out of the Top 10Pitch Perfect 2, Jurassic World & Chappie

Mad Max Fury Road. Image Credit: Warner Bros./Roadshow.
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Movie Review – Star Wars: The Force Awakens

TL;DR – “Sing Hallelujah!, Sing it, Sing Hallelujah!, Sing it, yeah, Sing Hallelujah! … Sing Hallelujah!” – Dr. Alban

Score – 4.5 out of 5 stars

Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Image Credit: Disney.

Review

Ok before we start I am going to try my best to have no spoilers in this review, but you should be warned that while I may try my best there may be a couple of little tidbits throughout this review. Anyway, this is a great film and you should go into with as little information as possible, go see it before someone spoils it for you.

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My Top 30 TV Shows (24-21)

24) Black Books – Now I was tossing up whether to put IT Crowd or Black Books here, they’re both by the same creator Graham Linehan, they both have a main cast of a smarmy guy, confused guy and a normal-ish lady, and are both very British comedies. But after much consideration I think Black Books just slips out in front. Black Books tells the story on Bernard Black the owner of Black Books, his assistant Manny and next door neighbour Fran. Bernard runs the store but would rather get wrecked by a bunch of skinheads than do his tax. Manny is stuck in a dead end job and has somehow absorbed the little book of calm, or not, or maybe. Fran runs the gift shop next door which sells nothing but ‘wank’ and enjoys more than the odd bottle of wine. It is the dynamic of this trio which is the core of the show and it is what brings you through every episode and makes you wanting more.  So to conclude why do I like Black Books, One, it is hella funny, it perfectly encapsulates the slow descent into chaos that is a hallmark of British comedy’s. Two, the show was solid all the way to the end, and some truly wonderful moment were had. Three, it launched the career of Bill Bailey one of my favourite comedians. Four, it’s set in a book store, I love me some book stores. Five, “Bernard look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look Bernard, Bernard, look, look, Bernard, look Bernard” “WHAT “ “I am a prostitute robot from the Future”. Black Books is a lot of fun and I will always have fond memories of me and my friends watching it.

23) Orphan Black – This is a TV Show that is on this list for its technical and acting accomplishments, and by that I mean the performance of lead actor Tatiana Maslany. Orphan Black is a story about clones, and that is not a spoiler because you find it out in the first episode. This means that Tatiana plays at least 5 distinct roles throughout the series and more amazingly each of them feels like a real character. The main story revolves around Sarah Manning who has to juggle her past life and impersonating Beth Childs who committed suicide in front of her, Alison Hendrix who just wants to be a suburban mum and is not ready for her world to explode around her, Cosima Niehaus who has devoted her life to science only to find out she herself is a science experiment and Helena, who has been abused and tormented all her life and turned into a weapon to unleash on her sisters.  As well as this, there is so many levels to this show, to the point I wanted to make a chart to visualize all the links. Sure not everything works, Mrs. S, is a bit over the top, some of the betrayals on top of betrayals feel a bit forced. However, these are but small gripes, watching Tatiana Maslany play four different characters in the same scene is just a delight, and it good that she finally got the recognition of the Emmys. This was a TV Series that I was not planning to watch until it was recommended to me, a recommendation I am glad I was given.

22) Time Team – To this day I know more about the History of the British Isles than just about any other place on this planet. This is not from School or Uni, nor even my Civilization infatuation, well maybe a little bit from them, no just about everything I know is because of watching Time Team.  Time Team is based on a simple premise, the team have three days to discover as much as possible about a given location. Because you only have three days you have triage what you can do, so they use geo-imaging and test pits, and even then they have found, cities, manor houses, factories, places that historians never knew about. Sure most of the artefacts were shards of pottery and corroded coins, but every now and again they would find something truly amazing. The team have dug up sites from all over Great Britain and from every part of its history up until WW2. From Tony Robinson’s hosting, to Mick Aston’s hair, to Phil Harding’s hat, to whatever was happening between Raksha and Matt, to there always being a Roman Temple but there never being a Roman Temple, I love this show. Not only is it entertaining but it was educational, do you know how hard that is to get both of these without sacrificing one for the other, hell even entire TV Channels can’t pull this off, yes I’m looking at you “History” Channel.  I’m sad that it had to end, and who knows one day someone might have the idea to bring it back, in the meantime, it was an amazing ride.

21) Amazing Race – Take two people with a prior relationship of some sort (family, lovers, childhood friend etc), drag them across the world, make them compete in challenges against other teams, all with the pressing concern if they make it to the pit stop in last place Phil Keoghan eliminate them from the game. Like Survivor I absorb every episode of the Amazing Race, it is a simple premise but it just works. Part of why you turn up is to see the amazing places they will visit, and boy do they visit some truly wonderful places. Like I don’t know how they got to visit many of the places that they have been allowed to shoot in. There are many things you can look forward in a season, that one team that implodes and end up going out in an explosion of fighting (well bar that one time they actually won), that person who hates heights who ends up having to jump out of plane, two teams running to the pit stop, Phil pretending they’re in last place when they’re not. Yes it have been pretty much unchanged since they worked out how to have the Fast-forward and non-elimination rounds, but I don’t think that shows stagnation but rather years of refinement. So in the end I will be looking forward to seeing where they go next, as long as it does not involved a forced dating component.

Movie Review – Creed

TL;DR – Wow what a surprize, did not see that coming, one of my movies of the year.

Score – 4.5 out of 5 stars

Creed. Image Credit: MGM/ Warner Bros.

Review

So cards on the table, I was not planning to go see Creed. I never really watch the Rocky films, they were always a little before my time and didn’t get the same reruns on TV like movies such as Die Hard. That being said, I know most of the main plot points through clips here and there, impersonations and parodies etc. So not seeing any of the others, combined with it being a sports film, a genre I don’t generally like and the last movie I saw Michael B Jordan in Fantastic Four (see review), his acting was so wooden he could give Chris Pine a run for his money, was a perfect storm of meh, can’t be bothered. But a number of people recommended it to me, and I am glad they did because boy was I wrong.

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Movie Review – The Night Before

TL;DR – This movie is trying to be a lot of things, but never really succeeds at any of them

Score – 2 out of 5 stars

The Night Before. Image Credit: Sony.

Review

So we have hit December and that means that Christmas movies are upon us, and the first cab off the rank this year is The Night Before, so how is it, well, meh. To try and explain this film, imagine taking the comedic sensibilities of a usual Seth Rogan production (see Bad Neighbours, This is the End & The Interview) and smash it together with the iconography and themes of traditional Christmas movie. This is an interesting concept, but in practice, we get a slapdash amalgamation of the two rather than an interesting hybrid.

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My Top 30 TV Shows (30-25)

In this series I will be discussing my top 30 TV shows (it was top 10, then it moved to top 20, then I had to but my foot down before it went further). So here we go with numbers 30-25.

30) How I Met Your Mother – Yes the ending was a kick in the pants (though I feel that may have more to do with Jason Segal’s availability in the last season than how they really wanted to end it). However, when you take away the ending, it was an amazing ride. It is a simple premise, a dad telling his kids how he met their mother, cue title card (though if you think about it, it is actually the story of how he nailed a number of women on the road to meeting their mother, which is a bit weird). The Slap Bet, The Pineapple, Robin Sparkles, so many wonderful episodes during the nine seasons. Also for a comedy it still had episodes that hits you right in feels (though not as many and not as feely as two of the other entries in this list), from when Robin found out she could not get pregnant to “Crocodile Dundee 3 Still holds up” to Barney’s emotion fight with his real dad . I don’t think I will ever forget the episode where there was a countdown, because once you saw it you were so excited to see what was at 1, and what we got was some of the best improvised acting I have seen, when Jason Segel simply ended the episode with “I’m not ready for this”. The reason it is not higher on this list is that it did probably go on 1 season too many, but I honestly enjoyed nearly all of it and the last episode doesn’t sting me as much as it does others.

29) Burn Notice –  “My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until… When you’re burned, you’ve got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You’re stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. … Bottom line: as long as you’re burned, you’re not going anywhere.” Such a simple premise Michael Westen is a spy and one day he gets burned and gets dumped back in Miami where he has to survive everyone who is trying kill him and his family. Where series works is Westen was always a good guy, he was burned to try and recruit him, this means that he is always trying to help the people around him. As time progresses and Michael Western gets closer and closer to the truth or how he was set up, he also gets more and more compromised, walking that line between good and bad. All the cast (Jeffrey Donovan, Gabrielle Anwar, Bruce Campbell, Sharon Gless and Coby Bell) work well together playing off each other’s strengths, by the end they feel like a family, not work colleagues. It is also nice to see a show set in Florida/Miami that is actually filmed in Florida/Miami, yes I am looking at you CSI: Miami and Cougar Town. The action is also quite good for a TV series, probably one of the bonuses form it not being on Network US TV. Finally the driving force of the show is the constant narration, whilst it does constantly break the illusion that this is a TV show, it gives the show direction, humour and a forward momentum that would be difficult to reproduce in other ways. Throughout the seven seasons there were highs and lows, great guest and recurring cast that was always a delight to see, and I Happy/Sad when it reached its end.

28) Survivor – Look I love Survivor, and yes I know, it is formulaic, and there is probably a lot more intervention behind the scenes that what is show, I don’t care, I watch every episode to see whose torch get snuffed out. So the question is why do I love it, oh let me count the ways, is it the way is encapsulates Realist International Relations Theory in a single episode, is it the way a small down and out team reach the merge and because they stay strong the obliterate the bigger less united team, is it the way Jeff Probst looks when he realizes he just got someone to blab a key bit of information during a Tribal Council, is it all the scheming, is it the expression on someone’s face when they realized they have just been blindsided, or the look when someones crazy plan actually comes together, is it the chaos of the final Tribal Council when the roles get reversed, is it the simple act of snuffing out a torch too end someone’s game, yes it is all of these and more. The reason why this is not higher on my list is that it is very dependent on the cast make up each season and some seasons work much better than others. But it is a testament that it has been 31 seasons since 2000 and I still tune in every week to see who is going to get voted out.

27) The 4400 – The 4400 is the little show that could (this will be a running theme in some of my choices) that almost made to the end only to get pipped at the goal post. The story of the 4400 is that one day comet/missile/who knows what shoots down over the sky toward Seattle but instead of apocalypse 4400 missing people land in a clearing in front of Mount Rainier/Tacoma, missing for years/decades and not aging a day. But not only have they returned, they have returned changed, and it is up to the NTAC to try and police the new arrivals. The twist of course comes at the end of the first season when we find out that these people were taken from the past by the future to save the human race from destruction and it is this drive and grey ambiguity that elevates the 4400 from any of the several other x-men wannabies. Throughout the four seasons we get shifting alliances, factions from within and without, twists and real ethical decisions, would you take a drug that will give you superpowers if there was a 50/50 chance it would kill you. Unfortunately the 4400 was cut short one season before it was ready to finish off, buy hey that’s what we have Netflix for… maybe … please. What drives this series is the characters, the girl who can see the future and her new mother that does not know if she works for the bad guys, the cousins, one who shouldn’t have gone, and the other that was damaged by the mistake, the messiah that might not be as good as he thinks he is, and the daughter that shouldn’t be. I do hope one day we get the conclusion to this story, but it was fun whilst it lasted.

26) IT Crowd –, “Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”, “Memory is RAM”, “I’ve got Aunt Irma visiting”, “it’s not for you Jen”, “0118 999 881 99 9119 7253”, “Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes”, “I’m disabled”, “From Goth to Boss” “Good morning, that’s a nice tnetennba”, “Have you tried turning it off and on again”. I could have gone on but then this would be all great quotes and no review. The IT Crowd is the first British TV Show on my list (but it is not the last) and it is on here because it is simply a rollercoaster of laughs from start to finish, even the last episode which was not quite up to the same standard as the series was still really funny. The IT Crowd tells the story of Roy, Moss and Jen who work in the IT Department in the basement of Reynholm Industries. Roy and Moss understand computers and don’t understand people, Jen on the other hand, knows nothing about computers but understands people and from there shenanigans ensue.  One of the ways the IT Crowd excels over say other shows about ‘nerds’ currently on TV, is that it actually understands the things it is talking about, and it is not just taking crib notes of popular culture and repackaging them for a mass audience. Also it excels because it follows the British comedy styling on focusing on the slow build until the climax of the episode rather than chucking in as many one liners as they can think of. All of this leads to some truly wonderful moments that I will always enjoy.

25) Beast Wars: Transformers – Beast Wars, started out with a simple premise, take the Transformers narrative that we know and love and repackage it for a new audience, a new generation, but with a twist. Instead of Autobots and Decepticons, you had Maximals and Predacons, instead of transforming into cars/planes/trains etc, they transform into animals, instead of 2D traditional animation, it was 3D computer graphics and instead of Earth they crash land on a wild uninhabited planet. The only real link back to the original was that the leader of the good guys was “Optimus Primal” and the leader of the bad guys was “Megatron”. While it does look dated today, the graphics were truly amazing for 1996, Toy Story had only just come out, but this was that kind of animation on a TV budget. For me however, Best Wars does not get on the list for just its shiny graphic, no, it is on here for the amazing story telling. This was a dark show at times and the first “kids” TV show that I watched that actually dealt with themes like abandonment, depression, suicide, fate and sacrifice, and for a kids show they we not afraid to kill characters off. The creators/writers/animaters took time and care in creating characters that you understood and cared about, and they took a (at that time) stale formula and reinvigorated it, but showed their understanding and care and respect for the franchise, unlike some others who have attempted this in the past. Even if the animation is a bit dated these days, if you can find a copy then have at it, I hope you won’t be disappointed.

Movie Review – Spectre

TL;DR – Not as good as Skyfall in any real respect, but much better than Quantum of Solace

Score – 2.5 out of 5 stars

Spectre. Image credit: MGM/Sony.

Review

If I had been reviewing Spectre right after Quantum of Solace I think I would have been much more favourable to it, simply because any Bond film has to be better than that mess. However, between now and then we’ve had Skyfall, which ditched all the story baggage they had been building upon for a standalone Bond adventure and it was a much better film. Alas Spectre decides you know what’s good let’s go back to all that lore we were building up ‘cause you know what people loved that. Ok look it is not that bad, there are some really great moments, there is just a lot of faff you have to get through as well.

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Video Game Retrospective – Spec Ops: The Line

TL;DR – Why do we play Shooter Video Games?, Why do we want to be a hero?, Can we understand?

Spec Ops: The Line. Image Credit: Yager/2K.

Spec Ops: The Line was billed as a middle of the road shooter, which was released in 2012 to not much fanfare by its publisher. It wasn’t technically impressive, the only really new thing was sand physics, which were, well something a bit new. The controls were clunky, and even for its time the presentation felt old, enemies appearing from monster closets (or in this case monster shipping containers), the guns and action felt not as refined as its contemporaries, the level design had some issues ‘look a bunch of chest high walls, looks like we are going to have to fight now’ and it does not hold up as well on a second play through (which I did to put together this retrospective). Yet this semester when I have been teaching Media and War at University I have had many long conversations about this game and the profound impact it had on me and the impact it had (or should have had) on the genre.

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Video Game Review – Sid Meier’s Civilization: Beyond Earth – Rising Tide Expansion

TL;DR – A  real improvement but it does not fix many of the problems from the base game and all of this for a very steep price

Score – 3 out of 5 stars

Sid Meier’s Civilization: Beyond Earth – Rising Tide. Image Credit: Firaxis Games.

Review

Rising Tide is the first expansion to Beyond Earth that includes 4 new sponsors, aquatic cities, new artefacts, a redesigned diplomacy system and a bunch of other content. I want to love this games I really do, it is a turn based 4x game (eXplore, eXpand, eXploit, and eXterminate) set in space with all those Sci-fi trappings produced by Firaxis Games one of my favorite game developers, this should be my jams but I don’t know, the love is not there.

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Movie Review – The Last Witch Hunter

TL;DR – Honestly a bit of a disappointment

Score – 2.5 out of 5 stars

The Last Witch Hunter. Image Credit: Summit Entertainment.

Review

I honestly don’t know where this film went wrong, it has a good cast, it clearly has talent working behind the scenes and it has an interesting premise, but in the end, it kind of feels like we have a movie that is just paint by numbers.

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